Hollywood, Bursting with Child

Years ago, legions of Tinseltown types watched your favorite bloatbag and ours, Ben Affleck, win an Oscar for Good WIll Hunting and thought, “If that d-bag can do it, so can I.” Fast forward to 2005, and legions of star-types, inspired by the reproduction of Fleck, are following suit and baking up babies of their own.

First, Adam Sandler and his wife are going to have a baby. We have no opinion on the matter, other than some vague befuddlement over the idea that someone actually consented to having sexual intercourse with Adam Sandler.
The Daily Telegraph reports that Russell Crowe and his wife Danielle Spencer are also in the family way. Between the staggering musical talent and the anger-management issues, the kid’s got a whole host of winning genes from which to choose.
And finally, lovely actress Rachel Weisz and her director husband Darren Aronofsky are expecting. Rachel admitted to feeling “broody” after wearing a phony babygut in her movie The Constant Gardener, but she’ll brood no more now that she has a real infant a-brewing. She recently said of having children, “I’ll have just one at a time, to see how it goes.” As opposed to those of us who prefer to gestate and birth our young all at the same time.

Weisz is nice (and nude) at MrSkin.com.