Despite her previous protestations to the contrary, Holly Madison confirmed her relationship with magician/secret eldest Jonas brother Criss Angel, when she appeared as his date for the opening of his new Vegas show on Saturday. The former Girl Next Door and the current king of the ankh jewelry section of the dragon and wizard store at the mall kissed in front of cameras, thus bringing their love into the open. It's hard to believe anyone outside of Rock of Love also-rans would date Mr. Angel, but then we realized that after years of coaxing boners out of an octogenarian, any dude who doesn't require a triple dose of Cialis and a dick splint to get an erection is a welcome sight.
