It's a sad day for love. The corniest celebrity couple of our time, Hefner-humping Holly Madison and man of many chokers Criss Angel, have parted ways. E! sez:
"Criss and Holly are no longer a couple. They remain very close friends and wish each other the very best," a rep for Angel tells E! News.
The 29-year-old Madison and 41-year-old Angel had been cohabitating at the magician's Sin City abode since December, but the Playboy pinup recently moved back in with family.
"She was very much in love with him, and they're still very close friends," a source close to the former couple said, adding that the decision to split was mutual. "It was a conflict of schedules. She felt she couldn't devote 100 percent of her time in Vegas and his career at the expense of her career and her goals."
True, when you're a driven woman devoted 100% to the goal of never showing dark roots and dedicated to your time-consuming career of tending to an 81-year-old man's geoduck-like dong, it's hard to maintain a relationship, so we can see how that would be the cause of their breakup. It was either that, or she was sick of Criss using her mineral foundation.
Gossip is incredibly slow and humdrum today, so we're going to jazz this post up a little with pictures of half-naked Marisa Miller smelling her own armpit. When we work together to make things interesting, we all win.
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wow I like the way she is snifing her armpit.