Holiday Boob Round-up

It's the week between Christmas and New Year's, when it seems that only about 10% of Americans are working (and if our British gossip site oracles are any indication, all of England is asleep in their figgy puddings right now) and we can't see past our bulging gut thanks to that leftover batch of Santa-shaped sugar cookies we scarfed down for breakfast, so we weren't expecting much from the gossip world today. Of course we had forgotten that during the holiday season celebrities spend time lounging in tropical locales donning very little clothing. So today we're collecting more celebrity breast meat than you can shake your stick at. Happy Holidays!

First up, Egotastic! has an extensive collection of topless Toni Collette pictures. We've never had much of an opinion on her before–she was delightfully quirky in About a Boy, but that's about all we can say–but any girl who is that brazen with her topless sunbathing is our new favorite actress. Give this lady the booby prize!
Our favorite oft-unclothed Chinese trainwreck, Bai Ling, was also caught with her gagonzas hanging out. It shouldn't have come as any surprise to her though, since she chose to wear a dress that looks as if it were constructed out of a few loosely tied shoelaces with nothing underneath. There's no feigning modesty in that get up.
And of course Paris and Nicky Hilton spent their holiday covered in a couple of cocktail napkins. They were even on a beach! Nothing seemed to have slipped out, but it sure came close. Maybe next year . . .
Also hanging out on a beach in very little clothing was Ricky Martin. There was nary a knocker to be seen, natch, but there was an anonymous hunk of man in a Speedo keeping the pee lover company. We're sure they didn't return to their hotel room and piss all over each other after these photos were taken.
Remember crazy cakes Sean Young? She tried to prove that she'd make the perfect Catwoman by prowling around town in a catsuit and rivaling Margot Kidder in her batshitness? Well, it looks like she's at it again, with very nipply results.
And lastly we've got Elisha Cuthbert. We're not quite sure what's going on in this picture (via Hollywood Tuna), but it looks like a very disappointing missed opportunity. We've been waiting for years now for just a tiny slip of nip from this girl, and she refuses to come through for us. We'll just wait until the only scripts arriving on her doorstep are House of Wax 4 and Super Secret Hot Tub Party. The choice would be obvious.

Mr Skin.com has even more of the boobs you love. Check out Toni, Bai, Paris, Sean, and Elisha.

For Ricky Martin you'll have to go to MaleStars.com.