Hilary Duff is sick of being misunderstood as an artist. And if all you old people who make fun of her acting or her singing think she's so talentless, she'll show you. Cause you're old and poor and will probably die soon. So who's laughing now, grandpa? Huh? Huh? Who?
Today is official Hilary Duff Defends the Endeavors that Teenage Girls Pay Piles and Piles of Cash To Witness Day! It's the new Arbor Day. Fuck the trees. First up Hil takes on those old fuddy duddys at something called . . . what was it again? The New Times? No, it had something to do with a city. Oh, yeah, The New York Times, whatever that is. Times critic Stephen Holden has consistently panned Duff's movies and called her "talent-challenged." Duff told Elle:
He doesn't really fit the demographic. So I could really care less. Look at me, and look at where he is – sorry! Would he prefer that I take some super-adult role that is inappropriate so I would have no place to grow? Suppose the next thing I did was this super-edgy independent movie where I was pregnant or shooting up. What would that do to my fanbase?
Oh, snap! She got him! He's just some loser who's employed by one of the world's top newspapers, but she starred in Cheaper by the Dozen 1 AND 2! So suck on that, stink breath!
And continuing her wrath against those who conspire to keep her less-than-Lindsay-Lohan famous, Hilary criticized radio-station programmers for not playing her music. She told MTV:
I feel like I do so much. And it strikes me that I don't hear myself on the radio. That critics don't really talk about my music. I mean, a song like "Wake Up" is not for a 50-year-old man with arthritis who doesn't want to get out of bed.
Boy, do we feel stupid. Our twelve-year-old neighbor was blasting that song one morning as we were trying our hardest to move our withered old bones and reach for our walker so we could get of bed, but we were having a really hard time of it until we heard Hil's voice. But she told us to Wake Up, and dagummit if it didn't work. We were ready to face the day. So maybe Hilary's selling herself short and should start writing having her producer write songs for old people. We could really use her wondrous insight into life.
Hilary Duff is not at MrSkin.com. But you know who is? MTV's Duff. You know you're curious.
