Yea! It's the day we've been waiting for! Our beloved Stamos Nachos has returned! We will once again get to bask in his ooey-gooey, Full-House-y goodness. And it's all thanks to Hilary Duff. Which, really, is not a sentence we thought we'd ever happen upon the chance to use. Unless of course the sentence directly preceding it was, "Our ears bled and bled and burned and itched from the horrible sounds emanating from the speakers."
This morning, after reading about Britney Spears's eighteenth or so post-Federline romance, we were treated to a much more interesting (and more probable) celebrity coupulation via MSNBC:
Has Hilary Duff scooped up Paris Hiltonís leftovers?Just weeks after the partying heiress split from shipping heir Stavros Niarchos, he was spotted getting cozy with Duff at Les Deus in Los Angeles, reports In Touch Weekly.
Early in the evening, Niarchos was on his best behavior ó coincidentally, perhaps, Hilton was also at the nightclub. But as soon as Hilton left, reports the mag, the partying playboy made a beeline for Duff and spend much of the evening getting close to her.
ìThey traded numbers ó and a kiss ó before they left,î a partygoer told the mag.
Hilton isnít likely to turn into a wallflower, though. Sheís been spotted around town with ìDesperate Housewivesî hottie Josh Henderson.
We think Lindsay Lohan is behind this. We've heard rumblings that Lindz and Hil have finally realized that fighting over Aaron Carter for the better part of a decade is kind of like fighting over a role in a Lifetime made-for-TV movie and have finally made up. Lindsay's just trying to fulfill her vendetta against best friend/cunt Paris through the manipulation of Paris's ex. What Lindsay doesn't know, though, is that to feel anything like jealousy or pain or embarrassment one must possess a soul. Better luck with your next victim, Lindz.
