Hey Look! Pretty Ladies in Bikinis!

We’re still hungover from Halloween (we went as sexy Sonia Sotomayor, in case you were wondering), so we’re taking the easy way out today: bikini pictures! But we kind of think that you don’t mind. Hell, you’ve proven that all you care about are tits anyway. As long as some portion of them is on display in some manner, you’re happy. Sure, you might skim over those silly stories about Paris Hilton and a camel, but really, you’re just here for the boobs. Christina Ricci and Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio both look marginally attractive clad in small pieces of spandex, so enjoy!