Ignore Johnny Depp's Singing and Focus on Helena Bonham Carter's Magically Growing Breasts

We have an intense love/hate relationship with Tim Burton muse/concubine Helena Bonham Carter. The hate part we attribute to equal parts Fight Club, Planet of the Apes, and the whole serial husband-stealing business. The love part has everything to do with her frequent appearances in the Fashion Police section of Us Weekly, where she always looks petulant, annoyed, and as if she's just had a good schtup in some bushes, often with torn clothes and twigs in her hair to prove it. But we're going to put aside our animus for the moment to talk about boobs. Because boobs heal all wounds. Page Six reports:

HELENA Bonham Carter says her breasts created headaches during the production of "Sweeney Todd," which hits movie theaters Christmas Day. "Anyone who . . . pays attention to my breast size will see there's no continuity," she tells January's Playboy. "The first half of filming I wasn't pregnant, and the second half I was, and because we didn't shoot it in order, I start off with huge breasts and then I walk upstairs and suddenly I've got tangerines again. It's melons to tangerines." We're sure film scholars will be watching carefully.

Mmmm. Fruit salad sounds really good right about now. Some nice perky tangerines, firm melons, soft and velvety kiwis, topped off with juicy pink strawberries. Yum.


Helena likes to show off her tangerines--a lot! See them at MrSkin.com.

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How is it serial husband stealing? I never saw a ring on Tim Burton's finger besides breaking up in June with a person and then starting a relationship in October with another does not really seem like stealing someone away...I dunno that seems like a few months between relationships for me. As for Ken, I didn't see a gun being held to his head to date.

 Posted by: Rimmie | January 7, 2008 04:47 AM

i agree where does this serial husband stealing crap come from?! you can'nt steal a man he just dirty enough to cheat enough said. As for helena she is very talented you forgot to mention!

 Posted by: sarah | March 20, 2008 11:07 AM

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