The high point of most people’s careers is a promotion with a corner office that overlooks the Au Bon Pain across the street. The high point of supermodel Helena Christensen’s career was rubbing her sand-speckled Danish yabbos on Chris Isaak. And although your Au Bon Pain is now a Panera, Helena is still doing what she does best, nude pics. Like this. Also this. And, if your tolerance for melanomas on men is high, this. However, Helena says that from now on, only classy nudity, lest the stress of spread beav gives her Nana a shingles flare-up. Helena says:
“I have no problem showing my body. But I want the nudity to be in a subtle way because my gran is still alive. I want to keep her alive for another 15 years, I don’t want her to get a shock.”
Meanwhile, Helena is posing nude in this month’s issue of i-D alongside Claudia Schiffer and Eva Herzigova. And Grandma can rest easy, because Hel’s wearing a bondage vest cobbled together with Timexes in one and totally topless, humping the air in another. Those are pics she can slip into a nice “World’s Greatest Gran” frame and sit next to the African violets and tins of Brach’s butterscotches.
NSFW fun after the cut.
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Oh, yeah. I’m sure Grams will be around after these pictures, dear. She’ll be too busy having a stroke and go into a vegetative state to have that heart attack.