We promised ourselves and you, our most honorable readers, that we would never write about Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. But the two crazy kids done went and got theyself married, so we're breaking our promise. We'll let US do the dirty work:
Introducing, Mrs. Heidi Montag Pratt!
The Hills star wed her longtime beau, Spencer Pratt, in a secret ceremony in Cabos San Lucas, Mexico, on Nov. 19, Us Weekly reports in its newest issue (the published date of Thursday, Nov. 20 was misreported). See exclusive photos wedding photos in Us Weekly's new issue, on stands Wednesday.
"The minute we said our vows, I couldn't stop crying," Montag, 22, tells Us.
That's funny, because the minute we heard this story, we couldn't stop dry heaving and shitting uncontrollably.
Let us never speak of them again.
See sexy pics of Heidi Montag at MrSkin.com.
2 Comments
Her life is even faker than her looks! No one can even stand their publicity stunts anymore.
http://which-celebrity.blogspot.com/2008/11/heidi-montag-vs-victoria-beckham.html
Heidi and Spencer should be gassed in a garage. Why Spence thinks Heidi has some sort of golden pussy, idk… word is, she is a deadfuck, and won't give a bj. How weird and kooky is that? Hollywood whores don't give bj's?? This is an outrage!!