Today is Friday the 13th. And that's scary! But tomorrow is Valentine's Day. And that's sweet! So let's embrace both sides with these pictures of Heidi Klum naked in German GQ magazine. She's pretty and she's without clothing. Sweet! But she has Joker lipstick and black fingernails. Grrr! Scary! You don't know whether or not to play with yourself or cry and wet your pants. Either way, you're 2 years old. Wow, this post just got extra sexy. Bare ass after the cut.
You were planning on spending Valentine's Day alone, weren't you? Look, we just found you a date. Simply print out this picture of Heidi Klum's butt and prop it on a chair at a fancy restaurant. "I'll have the roast duck and Heidi Klum's butt will have the chicken marbella," you'll say, and you'll lovingly spoon the meal towards her papery crack. "Eat, my love, eat," you'll say right before the cops come. You're romantic!
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yeah she looks pretty scary and sexy on that entire GQ mags