The Hollywood Poop

Project Topless

heidi_klum_topless_italy.jpg"Oh, you think you can take off your bikini top in a glamorous locale with photographers snapping away? You think you can get away with that, Cindy Crawford? Well, guess what, trick. It's judgment day. Ka-BOOM! Want a big plate of sp‰tzle? Off comes MY bikini top. You like that, Crawford? I'll show you what supermodel shirt-suckers are all about! You're OUT! YOU'RE OUTTTT!"

There's a naked lady named Heidi Klum after the cut. Take heed.

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Heidi's all, "one minute you'ah EEN your top, and the next, you'ah OUT." And then Seal says, "We're never gonna survive unless we get a little topless." And then Heidi comes back with a "Auf Weidersehen to my clothes!" And Seal is like, "Baby, I compare your naked boobs to a kiss from a rose." And then Heidi is like, "I haff run out of cathphrases." And Seal muses, "Truly. As have I."

(Pics via Posh 24.)

And for more naked Heidi Klum, go to MrSkin.com.

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One Comment

  1. Travis
    Posted August 7, 2008 at 3:51 am | Permalink

    Didn't her tits used to be bigger?

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