You Want Heidi Klum Nude? You Got It, Dude!

Well, hello there, chickadees. Are you ready for another Monday morning? Do you have a strong cup of coffee and a long list of Twitter updates to slog through? Are you still having trouble breaking out of your weekend haze? Well then, we've got just the thing for you: Heidi Klum nude and frolicking on the beach. Yay! These shots are from a fancy, expensive art book by photographer Russell James that came out in February. And seeing as how it's nearly April, that means that we're a bit behind. Sorry guys. We dropped the ball. Here we were thinking that we'd find the best in celebrity nudity on the internet, when we should have been hanging out in the photography section at Barnes & Noble. We tried that once, but there was this stinky guy in a beret who just wouldn't get out of our way, so we went home and watched Monster's Ball again. We hope you can understand. We think the pics after the cut of naked Heidi Klum will go a long way to mending this broken relationship. Enjoy.