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Heidi Klum: Nippleless Wonder

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Here's a very important question for all you knocker aficionados out there: When was the last time we saw Heidi Klum's nipples? Sure, they've popped up in a couple of Sports Illustrated-related venues, but that was quite a while ago. Do we actually have proof that Heidi's nipples weren't sacrificed in a freak modeling accident involving a rabid squirrel or a blowtorch or something? Is it possible that one of the baby Seals bit them clean off? Because Heidi's photo shoot for Max magazine is the second time in 2007 that we've seen her sort of naked but looking kind of like an extra from A.I. Perhaps after farting out a few tykes Heidi didn't want to go through the trouble of dieting and exercising and just had a somewhat lifelike suit of plastic body armor built in her pre-spawning image and she stuffs her post-baby body into the thing whenever she needs to be seen in public. Decide for yourself after the cut.

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Further investigate Heidi's bizarrely smooth physique at Faded Youth.

And search out proof of Heidi's once-existent nipples at MrSkin.com.

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  1. Posted November 15, 2007 at 7:12 pm | Permalink

    Heidi Klum rocks!!!

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