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August 16, 2007 at 10:59AM

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The Jordache Look: Nipple-Free

Jordache jeans seem to have a hard time catapulting themselves beyond their rainbows-and-Lisa-Frank-stickers 1983 image. Their previous ad campaign of Brittany Murphy as a classic horse girl didn't help much, so the fatcats over at Jordache have wisely decided to ditch the bestiality and go straight for naked boobality. Hence the new ad with Heidi Klum. People quotes Heidi as saying:

"There were 20, 30 people on set to take the pictures," she said of the photo shoots with Brett Ratner, normally an action movie director moonlighting as a fashion photographer. "He had a lot of assistants. So I don't have to do that much. They all make me look good."

What doesn't look good? Mean Mr. Photoshop completely erasing Heidi's nipples, making her look like Fashion Jeans Barbie. If there are no nipples, are boobs actually boobs? This is like the titty version of Kyle XY.

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So why does she have no nipples ?

Posted by: towlie | August 17, 2007 11:16 AM

No one should miss the pose and whip, with no nipples.. so she's got a mean streak and is a icy-cruel lover? Tell us all with no regrets Heidi?! It's not like she's still a pretty, young, free and happy role-model women want to copy..

Posted by: Clementines | August 20, 2007 09:49 AM

yeah.. she's married to SEAL.. so this ad is shockingly tasteless hints of slavery and rather racist isn't it?

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