The Hollywood Poop

Heidi Klum, Heinie Bum

heidi_klum_arena_1.jpgLike Beyonce and her armpits, Lohan and her peace sign, and Christina Aguilera's kiss-blowing, Heidi Klum appears to have created her own ubiquitous signature pose. Though the "topless with hair over Photoshopped nipples" is a little more difficult to pull off than the Kardashian "looking over shoulder with jutting heinie" on the red carpet. However, we have faith that if anyone can make it happen, Heidi can. She's German, and they are an industrious people.

After the cut, said Photoshoppery, plus ass! Full-on, balls-out naked ass!

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Another couple of inches and Heidi would have a stiletto heel straight up the craphole. Modeling is dangerous business! Dodging Anthony Kiedis's amorous advances, the constant threat of being impregnated by Flavio Briatore or Gilles Bensimon, errant Jimmy Choos penetrating one's b-hole–it's a more hazardous occupation than fishing for crabs off the coast of Alaska. Though one might also call modeling a type of crab-fishing. Fishing for a very different sort of crab.

More pics at ONTD.

Heidi shows it off at MrSkin.com.

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One Comment

  1. geff
    Posted August 23, 2007 at 6:40 pm | Permalink

    well you just get cool there is not any danger any ,ore from these guys although the only danger was from flavio the oyher gus are fake you know but now the only possibillity for getting pregnant is from her sweet heart and husband a black mani mean true real man not a gay like you and most of you behind a computer.!

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