Heidi Klum To Show Her Klams in Book Form

Words that could easily describe Heidi Klum: Pretty. Tall. Busty. Patient. Fertile. But naughty? That doesn’t exactly jump out at us. But that’s how Heidi describes a new coffee table book that will feature nude photos of the model, naughty. We’re guessing she means that in more of the ruffled-panties, pinky-in-the-corner-of-the-mouth, winking way rather than the whips and chains and butt plugs way. Our favorite naughty gossiper, FemaleFirst, explains:

The Victoria’s Secret model has teamed up with renowned photographer Rankin for the new tome, titled ‘Rankin’s Heidilicious’.

She explained: “It’s very naughty. I’ve been shooting with Rankin, for seven years and working with him is fun because he always makes me look different.

“He always gets me to take my clothes off for some reason. We’ll do some job and then he’ll say, ‘Why don’t we shoot some more things?’ and I’ll wind up without anything on.”

The book is due to hit stores in October.

“Heidi Klum nude photo book.” Those words sound very promising, but we’re pretty sure this will be pretty far from Madonna’s Sex book. First of all, we’re all but positive that Vanilla Ice won’t make an appearance, and second of all, when Heidi says nude, most of the time that will probably mean a sliver of butt crack rising above the pic’s lower frame or an arm draped casually (yet in a completely concealing manner) over her tits. We think we’re finally catching on to the Hollywood lingo here. “Nude” means “without clothing but also without nipples” and “My male client has never engaged in a sexual act with a man” means “My male client is currently diddling the dinger of a pool boy and cannot be reached for comment.”