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CNW Junk Drawer: Best Use of Lasers in a Photo Since My 5th Grade Picture

  • heidi-klum-allure-04IMPORTANT NOTE: CNW will be on vacation for the rest of the week and will return Monday, March 22. Try to deal.
  • Heidi Klum is naked in the new issue of Allure! Kind of naked. Naked with shaving cream and laser lights. (The Blemish)
  • Gabourey Sidibe rules, everyone else can cram it and here’s why. (Celebitchy)
  • Amy Poehler and Will Arnett are expecting another super funny baby. (PopEater)
  • Kendra Wilkinson takes a break from constantly talking about her post-baby body to talk about her teenage cocaine addiction. (Yeeeah!)
  • Michael Lohan had a heart attack. I had a fart attack this morning so I can relate. (Pop on the Pop)
  • Why you no be our Facebook friend? Doooo it. (Facebook)
  • Michael Jackson just closed a $200 million dollar recording deal with Sony, which marks the biggest record deal by a corpse since they signed Marc Anthony. (The Hollywood Gossip)
  • Stephanie Seymour goes swimming, slips nip. Insert “see more” joke here. (The Superficial)
  • All the fun of St. Patrick’s Day minus the paunchy ex-frat guys in stupid novelty hats. A countdown of hot celebrity St. Pats! (Mr. Skin)

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2 Comments

  1. meh
    Posted March 17, 2010 at 11:32 am | Permalink

    meh says enjoy the days off.

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