If there's one thing CelebNewsWire finds more amusing than our annual Valentine's Day ritual of skinning a neighborhood squirrel and fashioning it into a sexy bra-and-panty set for our sweetheart, it's seeing an amputee kick a paparazzo in the ass with her fake leg. What grace! What form! You can almost hear her yelling "Goal!!!" Perhaps we should send her our squirrelkini this year, as that restraining order prevents us from giving it to our "girlfriend". We're sure Heather would appreciate it.
Find the entire Heather kicks photog suite at Splash News.
