Locklear Rocks Rear

To whom does this spandex-clad can belong? Is it attached to a Cameron Diaz? A Pamela Anderson? A Carmen Electra?

Aw, dippin' sauce. It's Heather Locklear.

And speaking of Heather and Pam, according to Celebitchy, Heather is none too happy that her former flame, David Spade, has been seen canoodling with the impossibly-titted Baywatch ho:

Even though Heather, 45, has been seeing her former Melrose Place costar, Jack Wagner, for the past few months, she “flipped out” when she saw photos of David rubbing Pam’s bare midriff during a recent hookup in Las Vegas, say sources. And she really lost it when she saw another shot of them kissing at the JET nightclub in the Mirage Hotel. “Heather went ballistic,” says the friend. “When she split with her first husband, Tommy Lee, Heather told him he was free to go after anyone but Pam. Tommy not only married Pam, he had two children with her!”

So, logically, the next step is Pam hooking up with Richie Sambora. But man, when you've cuddled with the gorgeous and manly David Spade, how can you possibly go back to mere mortals after that? It's like going from filet mignon and champagne to a dinner of rock soup served out of a tin can next to a hobo fire.

Heather, unweathered. See pics and clips at MrSkin.com.

And you can see more pics of Heather on the beach at Hollywood Tuna.

Related Topics: David Spade, Heather Locklear, Pamela Anderson

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