So. Heather Graham. A couple of years ago she was all we heard about. She’s so hot, she’s naked all the time, she must have sold her soul to the devil because she hasn’t aged a day in at least ten years. (Seriously, she’s 39! That is not the faceóor the incredibly hot bodyóof any 39-year-old we’ve ever seen.) Then something happened. Heather seemed to disappear for a while, she kept those guns holstered, and it was all like “Marisa Tomei! She’s still so hot. Can you believe she waited this long to get naked? And now she’s naked all the time.” So we think Heather was getting a mite bit jealous. Sure, she’s probably not going to be nominated for no Oscar for The Hangover, but it does look pretty funny, and Heather shows off a snoob in it. But that just wasn’t getting her “Look at my awesome strip routine” kind of attention. So you want attention, Heather? OK, we’ll comply. We’ll look at ya. And we’ll say, “Hot DAMN, that’s some awesome cleavage.” And all the sudden we’re thinking that maybe it’s not Marisa Tomei Heather’s competing with. It’s Scarlett Johansson’s 24-year-old knockers. And we think Heather just took the lead. Cleave up, Scarj.
