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Heather Graham's Cans Do Not Hangover

heather_graham_nip_wonk_1.jpgWondering why The Hangover slayed the cinematic competition this week like nerds wielding scimitars in RuneScape? It wasn't jokes, nor was it a tight script or a cute baby or Zach Galifianakis. Its success lies squarely on the shoulders of Heather Graham, and the fact that she's donning dresses that look as ripped up as Patti Smyth's in "The Warrior" video and also talking to everyone about tantric sex and trying to levitate. She wore this lovely blue get-up from the half off section of Rainbow, and according to our own personal karmic yogi, Female First:

The actress has no problem exposing her flesh and was even willing to remove her clingy blue dress for the film's UK premiere in London's Leicester Square last night.

When asked about nude scenes in the movie, the 39-year-old star said: "I was hoping to get naked tonight!"

We're kind of wishing she would have. Because that would have solved the chilling mystery of why she's not wearing a bra, doesn't have goofy implants to our knowledge, and yet seems to be sporting nipples that are doing their best impression of Paris Hilton's face.

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2 Comments

  1. cancan
    Posted June 11, 2009 at 6:49 pm | Permalink

    To quote Seinfekd: They're real, and they're spectacular.

    They look cockeyed because of the contortions these women go through to look "best" for pictures. It's pretty bizarre when you see them from the opposite angle. Of course it's also why you get a decent number of side-boob shots, so keep it up!

  2. Posted June 12, 2009 at 9:10 am | Permalink

    Wonky? are you fuckin blind? it's the way she's standing at an angle, what a pointless post. Heather's tits rule

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