When a beloved celebrity dies tragically, a logical course soon follows. First comes shock. Then mourning. Then tributes. Then squabbling over the estate. Then strange creepy ladies claiming to have bourne the celebrity's young, and coincidentally would perhaps like a nice piece of said estate. Right on time appears a dame with a possible Heath Ledger Jr. Reports Australia's Daily Telegraph:
Ledger was a 17-year-old schoolboy when he had an affair with an older woman who is thought to have only discovered she was pregnant after their relationship ended. The woman was living with another man at the time of the alleged affair. Yesterday, Ledger's uncle, Hadyn Ledger said: "There is a very real possibility that Heath was the father."
What is it with these tragic Australian celebrity deaths? If they're not getting their assets choked by the mothers of their secret babies, they're choking on their own vom or choking themselves while jerking off. Paul Hogan, Yahoo Serious, Jocko: please take care, stay away from nooses, and chew your vegemite well.
