Q-List Celebrity MySpace Feud! Yea!

Two people you have never seen in a movie, television program, commercial, magazine spread, bus-bench ad, or You Tube video are feuding. You have also never heard them sing a song. Nor have you read their books or hard-hitting journalistic pieces on Darfur or the dangers of lead paint. This, my friends, is what we like to call a slow news day. So if you wish to hear an endless debate consisting of "Paris Hilton is my friend. Therefore I'm important," and "Hilary Duff is my sister. And sister trumps friend. I am more important," then proceed to IDLYITW and witness the MySpace bickering between Kim Kardashian and Haylie Duff. It's better than watching a double-header of Material Girls and Kim Kardashian Superstar . . . Featuring Hip Hop Star Ray J, if only because Kim calls Haylie a horse. Neigh.