Hayden Panettiere–who, we just learned, is NOT one of those The Hills or Laguna Beach rich harpies but an actual actress, who knew–was spotted leaving a bar called L’Scorpion in Los Angeles on Tuesday night. The “L” in “L’Scorpion” is both pretentious and extraneous, but the real point of interest here is what went down when the Pavarottis mistook her for Lindsay Loho:
We feel slightly grody about posting these see-through shots of a fresh and green seventeen year old girl, but these days, 17 is the new 24 and 30 is the new 20, so hey, enjoy. As a wise man once said, “she’s only seventeen. She ain’t seen love. Ain’t seen nothin’ like me,” or something similar. That song was released in 1989, which is also the year Hayden Panettiere was born. It was like Kip Winger looked into the future and saw this post. That’s hoodoo, right there.
Perky Hayden gets spunky–and so will you–at MrSkin.com.