Hayden Panettiere Wears Party Hat. Hayden Panettiere Slips Party Hat.

Three apples high actress Hayden Panettiere has finally embraced her status as the teeniest, tiniest pygmy in Hollywood and was snapped sporting a gnome hat with her Studio 54 bikini at a pool a few days back. It was Hayden's birthday, and she celebrated the big 1-9 in the traditional fashion: constantly texting on a Blackberry while wearing sparkly novelty items before retiring to the pool to rub a naked boob upon a labrador retriever. Go forth to the cut! See boob meet pooch!

Consider these pictures a test for your bone. Hayden Panettiere is apparently one of the more desirable famous people these days, so if you can maintain an erection while looking at her in a dunce cap with her nipple resting against a dog, consider yourself a true Hayden fan. Also consider yourself a bestiality-loving aberration. Also maybe consider intensive psychotherapy, you pre-vert.

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Related Topics: Hayden Panettiere, celebrity pets, celebs in bikinis, nip slips

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Perhaps I'm blind, but I don't see a nipple.

 Posted by: foxy boxer | August 26, 2008 06:12 PM

nothing to see, move along.

nothing even mildly attractive about this girl. hype does the strangest of things to some minds.

 Posted by: justice | August 27, 2008 07:10 AM

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