Guess what, everybody? Hayden Panty Hairs has a new movie coming out. You know how we know. Nope, we didn't check IMDb's movie release schedule. It's because last week we read headline after headline declaring "Hayden Panettiere Nude in New Movie." And then today there was this:
Hayden Panettiere is preparing for girl-on-girl love scenes in the next series of Heroes – her character will reportedly enjoy a smooch with her college roommate.The 19-year-old actress plays cheerleader Claire Bennet in the hit U.S. show and TV bosses are considering working a lesbian storyline into the upcoming fourth season.
A source tells British newspaper the Daily Star, "It's just girlie fun at first. But it might progress into something more serious. It depends on how viewers respond."
What, they couldn't have throw in a little something about how Hayden is exploring her options in real life too? That would have definitely gotten people excited to see I Shove It in Beth's Pooper, or whatever it's called. Bullshit nudity reports and lesbian leanings. If that doesn't sell movie tickets, what will? Good writing and accomplished performances? Nah. It's explosions. Explosions and robots.
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Right! Last resort of a desperate series. If girl-on-girl Heroes doesn't bring in the new viewers…ah, Hell! Put a fork in it, people. The show's done anyway. Might as well have Hayden do full frontal lesbian love scenes on her next picture and save us the grief of watching an once good show die a slow death. Might as well have Ali Larter join the fun. Go for the rarely explored May-December lesbian romance, even if there's only a ten year difference between them. I'm game and I'm guessing a few of you guys are too.
I'd like to see the exploding robots of I Shove It in Beth's Pooper.
WTF is happening with Heroes? I LOVE this series and it just seems the writers are having an absolute terrible time trying to come up with ideas. Season 4 is soooo boring, like all the loooong drawn out scenes with the pointless flying colors… Now to get their raitings back up they have girl on girl action? COMMON this is just a ridiculous way to get ratings.
Maybe we need to fire a few writers and get some people with better ideas for such a great series. I guarantee if there’s a single scene with Peter and Sylar actually fighting, ratings would skyrocket!!!