Goodness Me, Can't You See She's Gonna Cough It?

Hey pervs who want to get an eyeful of teenaged Hayden Panettiere naked: you might get your wish soon. Why? Because she's turning into Lil' Lindsay Lohan! Like Lilo, Hayden has daddy issues and prefers the grizzled touch of arthritic fogeys. Nude magazine spreads can't be far behind! According to our personal gossip sugar daddy, FemaleFirst, Hayden celebrated her split with 31-year-old Milo Ventimiglia by hitting on Gerard Butler and Anthony Kiedis:

Hayden Panettiere "came on" to Gerard Butler and Anthony Kiedis. The 19-year-old actress has been getting over her split with 'Heroes' co-star Milo Ventimiglia by partying with new friend Paris Hilton and flirting with Gerard, 39, and the 39-year-old Red Hot Chili Peppers singer.

A source said: "Hayden is really mature, so she goes for guys that are older. She seems to be having a great time and was thrilled to spend time with Anthony at a recent photography exhibition.

"She met Gerard at a Victoria's Secret bash last month and was delighted to have her picture taken with him – they seemed really close."

It's amazing to us that a 19-year-old would even know who the Red Hot Chili Peppers are. But maybe guylinered emo turds went out as boyfriends after Paris Hilton dated a Madden, and funky '90s longhairs are the new "It" boyfriends. Hold onto your dongs, Mike Patton and Maynard from Tool!