Hayden Panettiere Spares Our Rod and Saves the Whales

A real Am-er-i-can her-ooooo! Fighting Cobra and Des-trooooo! No, not G.I. Joe. Hayden Panettiere. She's the real hero here. Sure, she fought neither Cobra nor Destro, but she did, in fact, go to Japan to save some whales. Egotastic! quotes:

Hayden Panettiere, star of TVs hit series Heroes, paddled out on behalf of Save The Whales Again! www.savethewhalesagain.com. She expressed that she felt the spirit of the dolphins who had been driven into the killing cove over the last 400 years.

We had a moment of silence for all the dolphins that had been killed here, said Panettiere, who uses her celebrity to protect dolphins and whales. It was highly emotional. I wished for peace and for no more pain at this beautiful yet tragic cove.

The Taiji fishermen, who defend the kills as part of their traditional fishing culture, had planned to stop the ceremony through force and police arrest. The possibility of a locally led resistance was averted by a dramatic last-minute turnaround. Rastovich was able to broker a meeting with area locals less than 12 hours before the paddle-out crew arrived unannounced at the killing cove.

This ceremony does indeed look solemn and highly emotional. The serious cup of frappumochohohochachachino, the titty flash, the look of Hayden's tight, barely legal figure stuffed into the world's smallest bikini. It has made us feel the plight of these majestic, doomed fish deep within our loins. Er-loins. We meant to say loins. No! Shit! We meant to say crotches. Augh! Souls! Souls. Deep within our loi–souls.

And there's even more of brazen Hayden at MrSkin.com.