We're grateful to three-apples-high Hayden Panettiere for starting new trends in celebrity ogling. No longer are we shackled to pawing our weenises to just images of tall, willowy, tropically-tanned hardbodies in "Your boyfriend was good last night" glitter baby tees. We are now free to explore our maturing bodies while admiring a fresh-faced, wee little sprite who bafflingly does not sport coke rings around her nostrils or any visible social diseases. Hayden is so spunky that she even makes something salacious like bending over, ass up, in micro-shorts look positively cherubic. Were Paris to strike the same pose, we'd get a view of labes and, possibly, a chancre or two. With Hayden, a leprechaun would look right at home perched atop her can, winking. She probably farts bluebirds!
Sexy cheerleader Hayden shows off at MrSkin.com.
