Hatcher Hails Her Honest-to-Goodness Hooters

Wee Teri Hatcher is red in the face proclaiming the realness of her jugs to anyone who'll listen. We like to imagine Teri in her trailer on the Desperate Housewives set, seething with jealousy when Nicolette Sheridan was blasted with plastic surgery rumors, shaking her fist and muttering, "Two can play at that game, Knots Landing's Paige Matheson. Muahahahaha!"

Teri explains to IMDb.com, "I think they should have been cast in bronze at some point because there's been so mush hysteria surrounding them. I suppose you could have worse compliments, but you don't want to get stuck in people's minds just for having a nice story." (Story? Does she mean "rack"? We ARE talking about boobs here, right?) "It's a contradiction because being attractive is a way of getting recognition and it can lead to a lot of work, but at some point you've got to convince people that you can do more than just play a sultry female fatale kind of character," says Hatcher, who pretty much specializes in playing femme fatale kinds of characters.