We were totally skeeved out by the idea of Dakota Fanning getting nakedly raped in a movie. But Daniel Radcliffe, Harry Potter himself, nakedly riding a horse on a London stage? That's totally hot. What can we say, we've got a thing for wizards.
Naturally we're familiar with the 1977 cinematic gem Equus, because we like boobs and it's got 'em. Specifically those of Jenny Agutter of Logan's Run fame. What we didn't know is the film is based on a play, but if we had even our perverted minds couldn't have dreamed up a revival starring Harry Potter as the naked equestrian. According to Ananova, our second-string British gossip shaman:
He'll play Alan Strang, a boy who is interviewed by a psychiatrist after he blinds six horses with a metal spike.
Of course, dramatically re-enacting the build up to the horrific event involves a naked Alan riding said horses.
Dakota's getting raped, Daniel's getting off on horses, a PBS kiddie show host got fired for touting the pregnancy-immune joys of anal sex. What's next? The Cat in the Hat gets a hummer from Garfield? Barney gets gang banged by The Wiggles? Innocence is truly dead, people.
Can't wait for the play? Check out Equus the movie at MrSkin.com.
