Despite denials from Lindsay Lohan's camp, Harry Morton has admitted that they are officially finished as a couple. Oh, sure, Harry, nab the most famous young lady in America, get tons of publicity for your Pink Taco restaurant chain after you toss all of her panties in the incinerator, thereby forcing her to flash her own pink taco, then drop her. It's the oldest trick in the book.
Despite his oft-mentioned dislike for appearing in the public eye, Harry went on Extra–the episode will air tonight–to make a statement about the end of his romance with Lohan. He's quoted as saying:
"We're just sort of taking a little breather right now and slowing things down. A lot of people started saying we're engaged. It put a lot of pressure on things. We need a little space. The media getting involved always makes it more difficult. I'm a very private person. I'm sure she has dealt with it for years, (but it) puts a lot of pressure on me . . . I have nothing but the utmost respect for her."
If we may be so bold, we'd like to call Harry out for being a big fat liar–c'mon, nobody has respect for Lindsay Lohan!
Yes, of course more Lindsay can be found at MrSkin.com.
