Happy Valentine's Day from Salma Hayek's Genitalia

Hey, so there's this new movie coming out, see, and it stars Colin Farrell and Salma Hayek, see, and they both get totally naked, see? Do you like that we included a naked boy with our usual naked girl story? We here at Celebnewswiredotcom are equal opportunity nudie exploiters. And that is why we're your valentine. Here, have a heart-shaped Russell Stover sampler.

The movie is called Ask the Dust, but maybe it should be called Ask the Bust! That was lame. Anyway, Colin Farrell puts down the coke spoon and the Valtrex long enough to star as a struggling writer in this adaptation of a 1939 John Fante novel. Showing more talent and the widest range of emotions we've seen since his soul-wrenching turn in The Colin Farrell and Nicole Narain Sex Tape, he meets busty Mexican waitress Salma at a diner, and the rest is sexy history. According to the pervy little bird who saw an advance screening of the film and snitched to us about it, both actors are 31 flavors of bare. We're not talking your run-of-the-mill quarter nipple or background flash of he-ass. No, friends, we're talking full-on, balls-out nudity. Beav, ding dong, the whole enchilada. And speaking of enchilada, this will mark the first time Salma shows hers on film, which is nothing to sneeze at. This is Salma Hayek, after all, not Paris Hilton. Oh, and Colin's apparently got quite a bit going on downstairs. If you know what we're saying. And we think you do. Know what we're saying, that is. Eh? Eh? Wink wink. Nudge. Wink.
Until the release date, see Salma's bits and wobblies at MrSkin.com.
And get your Colin fix at MaleStars.com.