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Happy Fourth Birthday, CelebNewsWire

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Bust out the finger paints and have some Nilla wafers and orange drink–CelebNewsWire turns four today! It's been a turbulent year–the time we had to go to the ER after shoving a marble up our nose, having Yeeeah.com push us down in a mud puddle outside of the nursery school, thus ruining our new white Mary Janes, struggling with our continued bedwetting problem. But we made it! We're four! And we're going to celebrate by taking all the affiliate dollars we've gotten these past four years and going out and buying something really terrific. Like a packet of shrimp Oodles of Noodles and a nice commemorative wreath from Big Lots. Why do we keep doing this? Because we love you.

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  1. Master Shake
    Posted November 5, 2008 at 11:08 am | Permalink

    Happy B-day CNW, but if you were going to showcase a topless celeb, could you at least have picked Brit-Brit? Or at least her sauna scene from the "Womanizer" vid?

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