We know we should have gotten Britney a present for her 27th birthday, but we were stumped as to what she might want. The Starbucks Gold card? Some waterproof mascara? A DVD copy of Groundhog Day? So instead we're just sending her our well wishes, along with one tiny request: Remember last year, when you ate this lovely cake? Can you please, please, please provide us with a similar photo this year? Seriously, if we can have this one beautiful present, we swear, you can take back that iPhone you were planning on getting us for Christmas. Thanks, you friends at CelebNewsWire.
UPDATE: This is a nice attempt, Brit, but it's just not going to do it for us. We still want that iPhone.
