Paris went for the natural look for Halloween. I.e., she's in her natural state. I.e. coated in white seamen.
After the cut, eyeball more Paris and other celebrity "slutty _____" costumes!
1. 
The contacts are very reminiscent of Paris's night vision eyes from 1 Night in Paris, adding another angle to her already slightly salacious costume. Another angle:
Great, now the Cheshire Cat has genital herpes and the Mad Hatter has a wang rash. Now we know what Lewis Carroll was warning us about in Jabberwocky when he told us to beware "the frumious Bandersnatch".
2. Speaking of ho-ish Hiltons, here's sister Nicky en route to a party:
It took us a good long ten minutes of deep introspection and head-scratching to figure out that Nicky was not a slutty gas station attendant, but a slutty Girl Scout. Slutty Girl Scout? Capital idea. Almost as good as "slutty fetal alcohol syndrome baby" or "slutty Elle Fanning".
3. Finally, here's lovely young Avril Lavigne.
What the hell is this? Slutty Checkers waitress? Slutty Nascar fan? Slutty Nascar fan mixed with a slutty French maid? With a slutty Natalie Portman in Closer wig? And slutty . . . 1994 boots that Jane Lane from Daria would have worn? What?
More Paris ho-age is laid bare at MrSkin.com.
And Avril, too.
And yes, even Nicky.
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