Here at CelebNewsWire, we like our juicy gossip to be spaced out. Because if Britney Spears were to finally give in to the extreme hunger pangs she's been cultivating for the past few months and eat one of her Yorkies on the same day that Angelina Jolie announced that she was adopting the entire orphan population of Croatia and Paris Hilton's ass goiter finally exploded and a fully formed human head popped out, we wouldn't be able to handle it. Plus, we'd be assured of only crappy gossip for weeks to come. It would be all, "Hey, you can sort of see Lindsay Lohan's bra through that shirt," and Victoria Beckham's diet tips. So why today, when everyone's aflutter with the announcement of the Oscar nominations, do we see naked ladies everywhere we turn? Couldn't we have saved one or two for tomorrow? But no matter, if you want naked ladies, you'll get naked ladies. After the cut, see Gwyneth Paltrow nude in Two Lovers, Bond girl Olga Kurylenko nude in Ukrainian Maxim, and supermodel Helena Christensen nude . . . uh, somewhere. Click MORE and see bobbies! Yay!
