Gwyneth Paltrow's New Fetus: A Day Late and a Whole Lotta Sex Appeal Short

So Gwyneth Paltrow has officially announced that she's pregnant. Usually this would be big news and people would joke over what the kid would be named. (At this point we think that the Paltrow-Martin household uses the "pick up the first reading material you see and point to a word" strategy of child naming, with Apple coming from a Macintosh catalog and the rumored Capone coming from an encyclopedia on American crime. The kid's just lucky its parents don't read The Wall Street Journal, cause if they did the poor thing could have been saddled with something like Fiduciary.) But since this announcement comes the day after we officially learned of the Jolie-Pitt super fetus, we just say, "Enh."

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are both fairly attractive, if overly WASPy, individuals. And the second Paltrow-Martin offspring is bound to be a cute fucker, especially if it looks anything like its big sis. But entering the world in close proximity to "The World's Sexiest Baby" is gonna be tough. But Gwyneth says, "Publicity be damned!" and is insisting on reproducing. She said, "Since my daughter came along, I've not worked much through choice. And with another baby on its way, I don't think I will be doing a lot for the next year or so either." She doesn't even plan to use the kid to promote a movie? What the hell's the point of pushing one of those giant baby heads through her delicate lady flower if she can't even make a few bucks off of it? The joy of poopy diapers?

You can see Gwynnie's apples at MrSkin.com.