Stars will go through a lot to maintain their technically hot physiques. Rigorous workouts with trainers, restrictive diets, and surgery. And, if you're Gwyneth Paltrow, a "cleanse" because apparently "toxins" build up in your "system" and you have to let your digestive system "rest" because, like, your digestive system wasn't built to digest things and needs a "break". Quotation mark overload. Gwyn writes in her GOOP newsletter:
As I write this, I am finishing the amazing three-week-long ìCleanî detox program detailed below. Designed by New York cardiologist and detoxification specialist Dr. Alejandro Junger, this program allowed me to work and exercise regularly, something I cannot do if I am on a liquid-only detox. I followed it to the letter and I can report that it worked wonders. I feel pure and happy and much lighter (I dropped the extra pounds that I had gained during a majorly fun and delicious ìrelax and enjoy life phaseî about a month ago). I also really enjoyed learning about the incredible health benefits of resting your digestive system, etc.
Well, thank god she got that pesky "relax and enjoy life" phase out of her system. Literally.
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I feel like the toxins in my body have built up to the point where I can no longer experience anything but pain, fatigue, and unquenchable thirst.
I really wish celebrities would stop sharing details about their bowel health.
Why do I feel all she said is made from the same stuff she just flushed down the toilet? Honestly.
Actually, I wish more actresses would talk about pooping. Everybody does it.