Gwen Stefani's Kid Eats Diamonds. No, Wait. Gwen Stefani's Kid Eats from a Diamond Spoon.

What sort of cutlery does your baby eat from, you poor middle-America middle-class loser? A plastic fork/knife/spoon set from IKEA that has teething marks and dried up strained peas all over it? Well get a load of Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale: He only eats from a $4000 diamond-encrusted spoon. That baby is p-i-m-p-i-n'! Reports our favorite jeweler to the baby stars, FemaleFirst:

Gwen Stefani's two-month-old son eats with a $4,000 diamond encrusted spoon.

The No Doubt singer - who welcomed her second child with husband Gavin Rossdale, Zuma Nesta Rock, into the world in August - was thrilled when her former bandmates presented her with the impressive piece of cutlery.

A source said: "Gwen loves it. She would never buy it herself, but that is what makes it so special."

The specially-made sterling silver baby spoon was created by exclusive jewellers Chrome Hearts.

How do you think this makes poor Kingston feel? He likely only dined off of a silver-plated spoon from Tiffany's after he was weaned off the tit. Plated, people! That's not even pure silver! When Kingston turns fifteen he's likely to succumb to the dark forces of goth, start listening to nothing but Sisters of Mercy and Skinny Puppy, and when concerned acquaintances ask what has brought on such a dark phase in the young Rossdale's life, he'll mutter, "My stupid asshole parents wouldn't give me a diamond spoon. Zuma gets everything. Zuma, Zuma, Zuma. My life would have been so much better if one of those stupid diamonds came loose and he choked on it. Dumb brother." We hope Gwen and Gavin are starting a special "Kingston's therapy" savings account.


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