Fallen Bush crooner/wearer of mesh shirts Gavin Rossdale inserted his penis into the secret cloaca located inside Gwen Stefani's hair hole, ejaculated, and fertilized a new life. Gwen took some time out from yodeling and feeding her curious herd of Asian slaves to confirm that she's thirteen weeks pregnant. A source says:
ìThey found out at Californiaís Cedars-Sinai hospital and couldnít wait to share the news with everyone.î
Back in October Gwen revealed she was keen to have more kids. She said: ìObviously Iím in a race to have another one but I donít want to do it while Iím out on tour.î
Well, congratulations, Gwen, you just crossed the finish line. The only drawback is that now that Alba/Halle/Maybe Angelina/Tori/McConaghey/David Spade/Nicole Kidman/everyone else is pregnant, it's totally uncool. The hip new thing with young Hollywood? Abortions! Hyde opened a high-class clinic in its VIP area, and all the cool kids are wearing their Chanel emerald-and-abortion pendants with their American Apparel shirts. Catch the wave!
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