Class Attracts Class

We know Paris Hilton loves paparazzi and lets them do about anything as long as she has at least three pics in every issue of Us Weekly. But she understands that dude with a camera ≠ guy who sells pictures to major magazines. This dude right here, he's just a douchebag with a hundred dollar camera from Target. If he captures a picture of Paris's panties and/or poontang, it's not going in In Touch; it's going on Facebook. And it's getting comments from the slimeball's jagoff friends like, "Duuuuuude, that pussy looks RIPE. Why didn't you try to slip a few fingers in it? You must be a fag," and, "Totally. I so would have snuck up really close and taken a few licks. You're a pussy,†man."