So pregnant Gwyneth Paltrow drank a Guinness. Big fuckin' deal. Our mom drank a bottle of Jim Beam and smoked three packs of Pall Malls a day when she was pregnant with us, and that tail was really easy to remove.
Gwynnie is currently approximately five months pregnant with her second child–rumored to be called either Capone or Mortimer, although we think both are way too ordinary for such a true individual as will likely sprout forth from Gwyneth's loins. We'd go with something like Lampshade or Ironworks. Truly unique. On a recent evening out, Gwyn and husband Chris Martin were seen chugging a couple of Guinnesses, which shocked the powder-wigged and monocled old biddies not minding their own business nearby. "I'll say!"s abounded. But according to The New York Daily News, the nosy Nellies have no reason for concern.
Some experts recommend a little Guinness for expecting mothers, because of the brew's high iron content.
And besides, it's not like Gwyneth was downing margaritas and doing jello shots out of her husband's navel like Britney.
Gwyneth's nudity at MrSkin.com would shock the control-top pantyhose right off of those old biddies.
