On the Fourth of July, people tend to get all choked up with patriotic love. After a half dozen hot dogs and twice as many ice cold Coors Lights, you better believe that fine Americans across this great, fat land of ours are participating in the pasttimes that make this country great; namely, humming the national anthem, flying Old Glory, fraternizing with their countrymen, writing cuss words in the air with the glow of a sparkler, and looking at pictures of great Americans in bikinis. We apologize for not being with you in your time of need yesterday and failing to provide you with said pictures. After the cut, we salute our foreskinfathers and do our national duty.
The beaches across the world were lousy with bikini-clad Hollywoodians this holiday. Even stars like to take advantage of a long weekend, even though their entire lives are long weekends. Lindsay Lohan heeded everyones advice and has obviously been masticating and swallowing and digesting food, and her boobs are the better for it, according to these delightful photographs. Courteney Cox, also a former stick figure, is looking better than she ever has before in a bikini (no seeking, grasping hand from baby Coco in sight, alas). Uma Thurman, while not in a bikini, threw on a one-piece to show these young upstarts that she was doling out the boners while they were still in short pants. And your good friend (and ours) Pamela Anderson even trotted out her old gals while, bafflingly, pulling out her bikini bottom to check out her hoo-hoo. It was a stimulating Skindependence Day, indeed. We loff this country! Yes, friends, when in doubt, make a Yakov Smirnoff joke. Slays 'em every time.
More foxy images of Lindsay Lohan are at MrSkin.com.
Courteney Cox is there, too. Naked.
Uma nude? Yes.
And Pam is there, naturally.
