While contemplating what our final story of the day would be, we considered many options: Kid Rock wanting to beat Tommy Lee's ass, Whitney Houston selling off her underdrawers, Kevin Federline trying to get a sample of Lindsay Lohan's Popozao. But ultimately we realized that nothing we could tell, no joke we could construct, would be as capable of making you fall backward in your chair and laugh for five minutes straight as pictures of Brandon Greasy Bear Davis on the beach. Find the full spectrum at Splash News, Dlisted, TMZ, and X17. Enjoy!
