We’re just going to be upfront about this: We will never, ever see Good Luck Chuck. We know that the filmmakers are trying really hard to get us to overlook the fact that their movie stars the biggest douchehole to ever infect a movie set with his ass stink (Dane Cook, obviously), but no amount of random naked girls and Jessica Alba in her underwear is worth the torture of Dane’s “I’m so clever and edgy” screw-the-man-brah smirk for an hour and a half. We don’t even think Jessica Alba totally naked would be worth that. Perhaps some ingenious executive will come up with a way to offer two versions of the DVD: one with Dane Cook for all the stripe-shirted jagbags who inexplicably find him amusing, and one for normal, sane people where Dane’s head and voice and surely smarmy dialog are replaced with those of a gorilla. Or better yet, maybe they could replace Dane with a totally naked Jessica Alba, resulting in scenes involving a totally naked Jessica Alba having sex with an underwear-clad Jessica Alba. That’s what technology is for, right? Anyway, for now we’ll work with what we’ve got, which today is a clip (via Drunken Stepfather) involving Dane, who mercifully kept his shirt on, having sex with an unknown woman. An unknown woman who seems to have borrowed Kate Moss’s Jolly Rancher size nipples.
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Our operative who screened Good Luck Chuck informs us that this scene wasn’t in the final cut of the movie, but you can get a full report of what nudity did make it into the flick, which frustratingly does not include Jessica Alba totally or even partially naked, by checking out Mr. Skin’s Nude in Theaters.
And for a SEXCLUSIVE CLIP of one of the movie’s many nude scenes, check back with MrSkin.com on Saturday.
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What are those things on her chest? They look sorta like knockers, but they're not the size of her head, and they don't look like a pair of Magic Eight BallsÆ when she's on her back.
Wait! My uncle tells me these are called "breasts," and they used to see them all the time back in the seventies. Cool.
I like them. I wish I could see more like those. They're very pretty.