Goldie Boldly Shows Her Oldies

You know how embarrassed you get when your mom tries to be hip and prove that she's not old and out of touch? The '90s were especially bad, when she wore belly shirts and got her tongue pierced and called your boyfriend "all that and a bag of chips." Poor Kate Hudson is still feeling that pain, only instead of push-up bras, her mom wears no bra. Hey, look, you can see Goldie Hawn's nipples right through her shirt, just like she's Lindsay Lohan or something! See how young and hip she is? Before you know it, she'll be cast as one of Blair and Serena's classmates on Gossip Girl.