Remember when gun-toting, fame-fellating reality cretin Heidi Montag posed for Playboy, and did not technically get naked? Well, all you Heidi fans (hi, Spencer Pratt) out there may have one more chance. It sounds as if she’s gearing to haul her nuggets before the camera once again. According to US Weekly,
“Always leave them asking for more,” [Montag] said on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show Tuesday. “Next time, I’ll have more to reveal.” Asked if she has a two- or three-part Playboy deal, she coyly replied, “Maybe.”
Though many of the photos were racy, she said she didn’t feel she compromised her Christianity. “For me personally, I feel like God created the body, and the body is beautiful,” she said. “The way God created us was naked. So I am not ashamed of it. I’m proud of it… This was such a blessed experience.”
That’s a nice way to look at it. After all, our glorious Father did create Heidi’s sexy body. Except for the tits. Those are by Dr. Michael J. Schechter.
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Someone should tell her if she keeps threatening people like that, eventually somebody’s going sue for harassment!
Seriously, I’m surprised someone hasn’t considered suing her for breach of contract for her little ‘pictorial’. When a tart promises the goods to somebody in exchange for payment, it will be delivered come Hell or high water. Trying to mine a two- or three-issue deal out of this non-event will only cost PLAYBOY more in reputation and subscribers and will only make Ms. Montag an even bigger ass than she already is. Hell, I wouldn’t be surprised if her church decides to kick her out on a morals clause. Last time I checked, not many Christian sects were so hot about their parishioners doing nudie magazines even by today’s standards. That woman is going to bite off most than she can chew and it will end badly!
And the minute good ol’ Spencer decides to peddle the sex tape…well, I know Larry Flynt will pass unless he has exclusive creative control and THAT bastard doesn’t give in to nobody! (Wonder if there was a porno with a laugh track, because I have the feeling the Heidi Montag tapes will be getting some…for obvious reasons.)
When was the last time there was a naked celeb in Playboy we actually wanted to see? Maybe Kim K?
I’m thinking that Vida Guerra chick who got famous for her FHM spreads before she finally decided to reveal all, but I could be mistaken.
worst pictorial ever
Is this Tori Spellings long lost sister??? Or daughter?? She ain’t pretty.. wtf is she doing on my screen??? What a useless waste of celebrity!
to all playboy magazine employees. the demented old prune who runs your company has for the last several issues insured that they will be some of the very last issues of playboy america. ever. start looking for jobs now because all of the loyal customers are fucking pissed. the best thing that could happen is for hef to croak so he stops wasting money on golddiggers. guess holly wasnt that stupid after all. dr dementia is running out of money and since he wont marry me so i can divorce him and take half of whats left im no longer going to pretend i like his liver spotted weinie.
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