And speaking of infinks simmering in the wombs of international sex bombs, here's one from the "probably bullcrap but we'll report it anyway" files. According to Boston.com:
A Brazilian website reported yesterday that Tom Bradyís girlfriend Gisele Bundchen may be pregnant. Bundchen would be no more than two months [along], but may already have told select friends and family.
MAY be pregnant. MAY have told friends and family. Way to avoid controversy, Boston. Let's just assume this is simply a rumor, but honestly, does it need to be a rumor? What's the point? Tom Brady is already a revered professional athlete who gets paid more than surgeons who restore sight to blind orphans, his Abercrombiesque mug melts women to the ground, and he's already put a baby inside physically enchanting Bridget Moynahan. Do we really, really need to believe that his sperm is made of rubies and the finest fatty tuna with the ability to penetrate the wombs of the world's choicest females? We think it's most likely just wishful thinking on the part of US Weekly and People who, in dire need of a cute catchphrase now that "baby bump" has fallen out of favor, are deliriously picturing the clever "THE BRADY BUNDCHEN!" headlines.
Thanks to Splash for the pic!
See more of Gisele at MrSkin.com.
